vodka-fanatic:

Hey Rheian check your phone cause I want coffee and I know you’re on here

Ok I actually wasn’t

magicbuffet:

OMFG

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leftists:

paradisaic:

osm-rhodey:

paradisaic:

our teacher told us to put our phones away so i took a picture of him

Just put the damn phone away. Classes only take up a part of the day.

i graduated as the sole valedictorian of my class and got a full-ride to my school of choice thanks for the tips but i’m good

Didnt take much for you to drop that tbh

Yea, using phone during class while there is teaching is just super disrespectful. Doesn’t mean you won’t learn (although it rarely helps), it’s just rude as fuck

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

In middle school? How the fuck old am I? I NEED A YEAR THIS HAPPENED PEOPLE AND A PLACE

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fuckitandfuckme:

letmewhisperittoyou:

Just TRY to make a power play on me, I’ll twist it right back on you.

Holy fuck yes

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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

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necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

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thecakebar:

Beautiful Lavender Cake Balls Tutorial

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bad-wolf-tardis:

now where have i seen that face in gif 2?

oh right

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